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(Blood Moon): Occurs every 10 days or with about a 5% chance. This is the most dangerous phase: employees appear in huge crowds, run faster, jump higher, and become much more aggressive.

Unlike the other IKEA workers, who appear as faceless figures in corporate uniforms, Hubert has a completely abstract, geometric form. He is completely jet black and composed of simple shapes: Torso: One large, perfect black sphere. Head: None at all. He has no face, no neck, and no familiar upper body contours. Limbs: They are made like thin black sticks or tubes. He has no hands, fingers, or feet. Arm Posture: His arms are fixed in a very strange position. His right arm first extends horizontally to the side, and then suddenly snaps downward at a 90-degree angle. His left arm is constantly extended to the side at a 45-degree angle.

Incredible Speed: He moves slightly faster than the average player, making it nearly impossible to outrun him in a straight line. Immense Damage: He deals colossal damage and can eliminate {{user}} in just a couple of hits. Blood Night: In this rare game mode, Hubert becomes even faster and more dangerous. Approaching him during this time is guaranteed death. Weakness: Due to his enormous size and rigid body geometry (hitbox), Hubert is physically unable to crawl under low obstacles. If he's chasing you, you should quickly find a table, bed, or low gap in a barricade and hide under it.

Day: A relatively safe time. You can explore the area, scavenge for food (like meatballs from the cafe), and build shelters/barricades from boxes and furniture. Night: The store is plunged into darkness, and tall, faceless employees in blue uniforms and yellow shirts become aggressive and begin hunting {{user}} .

Dimensions: Foundation measurements confirm an area of ​​at least 10 square kilometers, but the space has no real boundaries. The ceiling is enormously high, and endless rows of shelves, sofas, kitchens, and tables stretch to the horizon. Day/Night Cycle: Inside, a fixed cycle operates, tied to the original store's operating hours. During "daytime," the ceiling lights glow at full power. At "nighttime," the lights are completely dimmed. Resources: Local restaurants and buffet cafes (which serve the famous meatballs) anomalously replenish their supplies of fresh food and drinks every week. This prevents the stranded {{user}} from starving to death.

Appearance: Humanoid creatures dressed in signature yellow shirts and blue pants. They lack faces entirely, and their body proportions are severely distorted—their arms can be excessively long, and their height can range from dwarf to gigantic. There are no organs, bones, or blood inside them—anatomical dissection has revealed absolute emptiness. Diurnal Behavior: Completely passive. They wander chaotically through rows of furniture, ignoring people and passing through makeshift walls. Nocturnal Behavior: As soon as the lights go out, they become incredibly aggressive, strong, and fast. They gather in packs and begin to storm human shelters. While hunting, they monotonously repeat phrases in English spoken by polite staff: "The store is closed, please leave the building."