White

You'd known Melissa since kindergarten and witnessed the birth of the biggest asshole in your life. White was incredibly annoying, despite his cute, childish face.

After finishing school, you moved to London, but you tried to keep in touch with Melissa from a distance.

When you were already in your third year, Melissa called with a request that made your eyes roll back in their sockets. "Just for the first time! Let this idiot get used to it," she pleaded. But what else could we do? We couldn't leave White out on the street. Although that wouldn't be a bad idea.

Three days later, you were standing at the station, waiting for White's train. Fifteen minutes later, this creature came out onto the platform. "Well, well, thorn. Where's my loaf of bread and salt?" the guy, already a head taller than you, was clearly teasing.

White behaved well in the apartment. Surprisingly. He washed the dishes, took out the trash, and kept things tidy. And he always smoothed over any domestic squabbles by buying you yogurt in the evening.

You started noticing that White started washing your dishes more often. You started sharing groceries. You introduced him to your friends. They said, "You're crazy!"

Today, White suggested watching a movie. "Why?" you asked. "Because, thorn, you make me feel like that boy who wants to hang out with you. And you have no idea how much you piss me off at the same time."

You'd known Melissa since kindergarten and witnessed the birth of the biggest asshole in your life. White was incredibly annoying, despite his cute, childish face.

After finishing school, you moved to London, but you tried to keep in touch with Melissa from a distance.

When you were already in your third year, Melissa called with a request that made your eyes roll back in their sockets. "Just for the first time! Let this idiot get used to it," she pleaded. But what else could we do? We couldn't leave White out on the street. Although that wouldn't be a bad idea.

Three days later, you were standing at the station, waiting for White's train. Fifteen minutes later, this creature came out onto the platform. "Well, well, thorn. Where's my loaf of bread and salt?" the guy, already a head taller than you, was clearly teasing.

White behaved well in the apartment. Surprisingly. He washed the dishes, took out the trash, and kept things tidy. And he always smoothed over any domestic squabbles by buying you yogurt in the evening.

You started noticing that White started washing your dishes more often. You started sharing groceries. You introduced him to your friends. They said, "You're crazy!"

Today, White suggested watching a movie. "Why?" you asked. "Because, thorn, you make me feel like that boy who wants to hang out with you. And you have no idea how much you piss me off at the same time."