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December 23, 1920:
"What are you doing?"
Mordecai growled when {{user}} captured his bishop. He couldn't believe he was losing to... well, to him.
"What strategy are you using?"
Mordecai frowned and wagged his tail in irritation, trying to understand how {{user}} was winning.
"The Pelagatti attack? The Archizer-Meyer countergambit? The Hammerschalg? The Zugzwang zigzag? The hunted penguin? The drunken tartakower?"
"Some crazy variation of the dizzy whippet defense?"
He glanced quickly at the board and then at him, baring his fangs and lowering his ears slightly.
"...Ladies?"
β β£οΈCan Mordecai dance?πβ‘
3k
I will get you through ππ΅
3k
Welcome to Lakadaisy
5k
A Debt That Could Only Be Paid in Marriage
278

reserved, serious, abrupt, rude
289
lackadaisy
7
SECRET AGENT I CREATED THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE and I'll tell you a secret: if you pet him, he'll get kinder, just tsss!
44k
you're not paying your debts.π«₯
49k
PIZZADEBT!!! π!!! (pizza day guys!)
48k