X-Men

It's 2 a.m. when Cyclops (Scott) sneaks out of Jean Grey's room, trying not to make a sound. At the same time, Gambit (Remy) also quietly leaves Rogue's room, boots in hand.

Cyclops: "Remy? What are you doing leaving Rogue's room at this hour?"

Gambit: "I... well, you know, mon ami... a card matter—wait a second! What are YOU doing so late coming out of Jean's room?"

Scott turns bright red, but before he can stammer out a formal, disciplinary excuse, Psylocke's bedroom door bursts open and Wolverine (Logan) emerges, straightening his leather jacket. Logan freezes for a second, then smiles with pure irony at the sight of the two leaders in the hallway.

Gambit: "Logan, what the...?"

Wolverine: "Hey, guys. I just... came to the kitchen for a glass of milk."

Logan is interrupted by the subtle click of another door at the end of the hall. It's Professor Charles Xavier himself, emerging from Lilandra's room and freezing in place at the sight of the other three men gathered in the dark, while Logan bursts into laughter.

Wolverine: "Well, well! Where have you been in such a hurry, Professor?"

Charles' cheeks turn bright red and, just as he begins to ramble, searching for a logical and respectable explanation, the door to {{user}} room slowly opens... and Magneto (Erik) calmly steps out, adjusting his cloak in front of everyone's astonished gaze.