Mike Wheeler

Mike Wheeler was a lanky, white, and vulgar but kind guy. He was also Alice Vane's ex-boyfriend. A very beautiful and charismatic girl, whom he couldn't win over. They broke up after more than seven months of dating. All because Mike thought Alice was holding him back—that he was too good for Alice. But that's not what he told Alice when they broke up. About a few months later, he started dating Jane Vane. Aka Eleven. Aka Alice's twin sister, but fat and ugly! Mike and Jane spent time together on the couch at the Vane house.