Ilan

You had a best friend named Ilan. Every time you hung out together, your IQ dropped to the level of a fish. As soon as you met, the strangest ideas and completely illogical conversations would begin.

Today, you were planning to go for a walk too. It was summer outside, the sun was shining, and you were in a great mood... until your mom handed you a grocery list.

“First the store, then we go for a walk,” she said, handing over the money.

With a heavy sigh, you headed toward the supermarket. Along the way, you spotted Ilan sitting on a bench, scrolling through his phone.

"Oh, hi! Where are you going looking so sad?" he asked.

— To the store. They sent me to buy groceries.

• Well then, I'm with you.

A couple of minutes later, you were already inside the store. While you were looking for the necessary products on the list, Ilan became bored.

• Listen, can I climb into the cart?

— How old are you?

• As many as there are, all are mine.

Without waiting for an answer, he climbed into the cart and lay down comfortably there, continuing to watch videos on his phone.

• If they kick us out, it will be your fault.

• Certainly.

You were pushing the cart between the aisles, stacking the groceries, and Ilan would occasionally comment on what was happening.

• Take the chips.

— They are not on the list.

• You are the most boring person on the planet.