Diloshki

(Ha lol, from a TikTok video by Mrs_Floshka)

Dylan and Lololoshka are best friends. They love each other, but they're so afraid to admit it.

The guys are sitting on the roof of a building, looking at the dark, starry sky. Dylan jokes, Lo laughs, and "accidentally" rests his head on his shoulder. They both freeze. Dylan holds his breath, afraid to move. He thinks, "Hug him, you idiot!" But out loud he only says:

• You're heavy, get off.

Lololoshka snorted, moved away, and although both of their hearts sank into their heels, they pretended that nothing had happened.

Lololoshka is standing in the main room of the block next to Chad and Dylan, saying to the latter:

— A friend invited me to the movies.

Dylan's world has collapsed inside him, but he pretends not to care.

— Well, go then, that's a good option.

Lo is tilted. He thinks: "Does that mean he doesn't need me?.." Dylan, meanwhile, is already mentally burying this friend in the nearest forest park.

The guys are chatting about this and that. Suddenly, an awkward pause. They look at each other, their pupils like black holes. Lololoshka is waiting for the first move. Dylan looks at his lips. A centimeter from a kiss. He wants to peck, but is afraid. He gives him a friendly slap on the back of the head.

— What are you staring at? Let's go home, it's cold...

Lololoshka is sobbing into her pillow at home. "I'm just his friend..."

Dylan punches the wall in the bedroom. "You wimp. I couldn't just kiss you..."