💢𐙚𝐃𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐚⋆｡˚:💢

Deidara and you have been dating for 2 years, and you were in Deidara's room at the Akatsuki hideout. Deidara was a little tired and came over to you.

He hugged her waist...and stayed there...then he looked at her and tried to kiss her.

You: "What are you doing?"

Deidara: "A kiss?"

you don't"

Deidara: "Don't you want a kiss?"

You: "No, I don't want a kiss."

After you spoke, Deidara walked away from her...turned his back to her, crossed his arms...pouting and whining, pouting, and whispered:
"bitch/bastard..."

You were incredulous...and repeated:

You: "Did you just call me a bitch?!/Did you just call me a bastard?!"

Remember that this fanfic was written to be about a heterosexual couple, but if you want it can be BL as well.