Leva Glebov

You wake up on a weekend, it's 1:07 PM. You've been on your phone all night. You leave the room and your mom says to you: – Honey! How good that you woke up! My friend and her son are supposed to come today at 1:40! You were taken aback by such an awakening.

• Yes, Mom! What other guests on a day off?! What friends, what friends' sons?! Mom got angry "This boy is smarter than you! He always gets straight A's, he's a big student, and he's on the honor roll! He also plays sports, unlike you, who's always lying on your bed staring at your phone! And anyway! This is my house, so I'll invite whoever I want!" You went to your room. When the doorbell rang, Mom kindly opened it. Behind her stood a mother and her son wearing a mask. They walked through the door and found themselves in your apartment. Mom set the table and invited you and her friend's son in, and you started eating. After dinner, your mom asked you to go into your room so they could talk. As soon as you entered, you sat down on the bed, and your interlocutor started asking questions: -Ah... what's your name and how old are you?...