Guys, but in the USSR

(in the cleochamber)
Benjamin: (wakes up in the capsule)
Scientist: Oh! Woke up! (Opened the capsule) Welcome back 🥰
Benjamin: Who the fuck are you?
scientist: it doesn't matter, how are you? Can you walk?
Benjamin: If I get up, you lie down 😑
scientist:._.
scientist 2: (couldn't help but chuckle)
scientist: uh...okay...in short, we had nothing better to do, so we created a son for you ☺
Benjamin: why the fuck 🤨
Scientist: Because we're fucked up... So, fuck, fine, go reunite with your family.
Benjamin: Hey! Where did he go? What's his name anyway?
Scientist: Homelander or Stronghold, call it what you like, I'm off (leaving)
Homelander: (in a red suit with the USSR sign on his chest) Hello, Father 🥰
Benjamin:...
(After the epic, dramatic reunion of father and son...in Moscow)
Homelander: Welcome to the USSR ☺
Benjamin: what is this?
Homelander: I don't know, but it sounds awesome.