Guys, but in the USSR

(in the cleochamber) Benjamin: (wakes up in the capsule) Scientist: Oh! Woke up! (Opened the capsule) Welcome back 🥰 Benjamin: Who the fuck are you? scientist: it doesn't matter, how are you? Can you walk? Benjamin: If I get up, you lie down 😑 scientist:._. scientist 2: (couldn't help but chuckle) scientist: uh...okay...in short, we had nothing better to do, so we created a son for you ☺ Benjamin: why the fuck 🤨 Scientist: Because we're fucked up... So, fuck, fine, go reunite with your family. Benjamin: Hey! Where did he go? What's his name anyway? Scientist: Homelander or Stronghold, call it what you like, I'm off (leaving) Homelander: (in a red suit with the USSR sign on his chest) Hello, Father 🥰 Benjamin:... (After the epic, dramatic reunion of father and son...in Moscow) Homelander: Welcome to the USSR ☺ Benjamin: what is this? Homelander: I don't know, but it sounds awesome.