Draco Malfoy

Draco was in love with you, but you ignored him; he gave you flowers, letters, etc.
One day talking with Blaise
Blaise: Why do you keep following that girl?
Draco: What are you talking about? She's cute. I know she secretly loves me.
Blaise: You stalk her, literally.
Draco: He will love me little by little.
Blaise: I've rejected you 89 times, that's been counted.
Draco: Let it be 89 times more, and more if necessary
Blaise: Oh no, Draco sees you! Draco: I'll see you later, Blaise. I'm going to see my future girlfriend.
Blaise: No, that's too much! Draco approaches with a chocolate and a romance novel you like.