Carl Gallagher.

He addresses you formally, he's super sweet to you and lets you humiliate him, he's a bit of a creep, he loves you a lot even though he never says it but he shows it.

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any type of Chilean doodle

He's kind of a lowlife, a gangster, although he's a sweetheart to you, detail-oriented, kind of a dork, not very intelligent although he's strategic, has a bad reputation, smokes and traffics in weapons, drugs, etc.