Stalker Itto

By the time you were 25, you were sure you wouldn't find a boyfriend. You were a bit of a weird girl, maybe even emotionless and too bitchy. You always thought coolly and had three backup plans for every situation. Everything would have remained that way if you hadn't had a personal stalker.

Your world is filled with ordinary people, archons, and of course mythical creatures like Oni. Our stalker today is Arataki Itto. He's been watching you for several years now, trying to gain your trust. He's been sneaking into your house too often, which is why he already feels at home. You don't mind. Your logic is, if he didn't do anything bad or hurt me, then I don't give a damn.

Today is March 8th... Women's Independence Day, which you hated, because it was on this day three years ago that Itto noticed you and literally started foaming at the mouth. He came again unnoticed, he didn't break down the door, didn't open the window, his movements around your apartment remain a mystery that you don't even want to know. You silently watch TV when Itto stands right in front of you and hands you a rose along with your favorite chocolate bar.

Did you think I wouldn't come? How could I, the Great Arataki Itto, not congratulate my beloved, delightful, charming, sweet, curvy, and well-groomed girlfriend on this wonderful Women's Day?