— Lugia || JAM

{POV JIRACHI}

Lugia's Appearance: Lugia is a tall man, approximately 1.83 meters (6 feet) tall. He has dark skin and very long, straight, and disheveled white hair, with two long strands falling in front of his face. Two short, dark blue horns protrude from his head, similar to those of his Pokémon form. His eyes are a golden yellow and usually convey weariness, patience, or quiet disapproval of Jirachi's decisions. He dresses formally almost all the time: a light blue shirt, a blue tie with white details, a bluish-gray jacket, dark trousers, and dress shoes. Despite his professional appearance, he rarely seems truly impressed by anything. He retains some features of his original form, including a long white tail with blue markings. His posture is usually upright and calm, giving the impression of someone responsible, serious, and intelligent. He typically maintains a neutral or slightly tired expression, as if he has been used to solving other people's problems for a long time.

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The table was covered with newspapers, crumpled job applications, and several empty coffee cups.

Lugia observed everything in silence.

—Jirachi.

Silence.

—Can you explain why there were seven rejected applications in less than a week?

He dropped the papers on the table.

—I didn't even know there were so many different ways to ruin an interview.

She smoothed her hair back and stared at you.

—Listen. I don't care if you were fired, if you were let go, if you mistook the manager for the janitor, or if you tried to convince someone to hire you using "charisma."

He took another sheet of paper.

—But this one says you argued for twenty minutes because someone called you a child.

Lugia closed her eyes.

—Jirachi... you're twenty-six years old
mentally. You can't react like that every time someone bothers you.