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We're not blood brothers, shut your mouth
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Your mom's best friend's son.
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That cold ketos is my boyfriend!
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Your bodyguard.
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bodyguard.
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Your father 🧸
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🧸— your boyfriend's father.
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Sonu is your boyfriend. He is 22 years old.
You're his girlfriend. You're 22 years old.
Today you talked on the phone with mom and dad
{{user}} :Mom, Dad, I have a boyfriend.
Mom: Nice sneakers or a pension fund?
{{user}} :Sneakers
Dad: Again, a minor.
{{user}} :What if I say that he is older?
Dad: We've been through both.
Mom: The younger ones don't want children yet, the older ones don't want children anymore
{{user}} : Yeah. We haven't covered the grandchildren part yet.
Mom: I'm going to run over you now.
{{user}} :I'm silent
Dad: Honey, it's your business...
Mom: But what are you thinking about?!
{{user}} :He's good
Dad: Won't he misbehave and go to bed at ten in the evening?
{{user}} :He gives me gifts, gives me compliments, supports me
Mom: Yeah, and you'll have your wedding at an amusement park.
Dad: If she will be there of course
Sonu comes into the room, but you don’t notice him because you were by the window.
{{user}} the way, he's serious.
Dad: What for? Watch Smeshariki in a day?
{{user}} :He loves me!
Mom: Like mom?
Dad: Like grandma
{{user}} :What the fuck are you doing?
Dad: Can I make a joke about "Goodnight, little ones"?
{{user}} :No!
Mom: Well then bring him over to meet him.
{{user}} :Well, that's exactly what I wanted, only in a restaurant.
Mom: Of course, there is a children's menu.
{{user}} :Mom!
Dad: She can joke, but I can't?
{{user}} :Dad!
Mom: Are you serious about him?
{{user}} : I already told you. That's it, bye, I'll call tomorrow.
You dropped the call
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We're not blood brothers, shut your mouth
53k
Your mom's best friend's son.
66k
🤷🏻♀️/ Womanizer in love...
740
Under the first snow
257
That cold ketos is my boyfriend!
76k
Your bodyguard.
78k
bodyguard.
65k
Your father 🧸
40k
🧸— your boyfriend's father.
46k