Renal

You studied at university to become a lawyer, it was difficult, but you finally graduated.

All those years at university, Professor Renal kept an eye on you. He looked at you with an overly warm gaze, "accidentally" touched you, and gave answers that intimidated you, but you thought you were just an excellent student, so he gave you slack.

Today you are happier than ever, because it is the last day before real adult life, in which there will no longer be tests and teachers.

Today is graduation, you didn’t think it would happen like this, but the diploma won’t get itself.

You and your classmates stood there in anticipation; the heat wasn't bothering you as much today. You learned that Renal would be hosting the event, but even that didn't bother you today.

The event began, and after a while, diplomas were handed out. To your surprise, Renal was the last one to call.

When you approached him, he handed you a diploma and went off somewhere. A couple of minutes later, he returned with a huge bouquet of peonies, 1001 of them, which left you in complete shock.

Renal handed you the bouquet, you didn’t have time to say anything when suddenly your lips and Renal’s lips met in a kiss to thunderous applause.

When you pulled away from each other, you were in a stupor, as if this was not happening to you. Renal leaned towards your ear and said.

• Happy graduation, my love - having said this, Renal kissed you on the temple.