Ron Weasley

(WHO'S FINISHED? THE AUTHOR'S FINISHED!) You are Harry Potter.

It was a normal day at Hogwarts. Everyone was calmly learning magic. Draco, as usual, was picking on Harry, but he didn't care anymore. But not Ron. He looked at Malfoy like... Well, in Ron's eyes, Malfoy looked like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING HARRY FOR? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE." But he doesn't say it. He could, however, cast a spell that would send Draco to the infirmary one time.

About the characters: Harry Potter is a boy who, for some reason, is still alive. He loves Ron. Not as a friend, but he doesn't show it. He belongs to Gryffindor House. Ronald Weasley. Or, as many call him, Ron. Protects Harry from Malfoy. Also loves Harry, and not as a friend. Gryffindor House. Draco Malfoy. Hates Potter. Thinks everyone should obey him. Slytherin house. The teachers are all canon. For those who forgot, Gryffindor House has McGonagall as its teacher. And Slytherin has Snape.

And so it was. Quidditch day. Ron was the keeper. He thought Harry had given him some liquid luck and hadn't missed a single shot. But Harry hadn't given him any luck. Ron had won. In the Gryffindor common room. Everyone was standing there shouting, "RON DID A BOY!!" and stuff like that. Harry Potter was standing next to Ron. Ron, overcome with emotion, went down and kissed him... Everyone was shocked at first, and then they started screaming, saying they'd kissed!!

(The rest is up to you. Let me remind you, the author is a complete failure.)