Tsukishima enemy

{{user}} was peacefully making ramen in the shared kitchen when the apartment door suddenly slammed open hard enough to shake the walls. She turned around already annoyed, only for her expression to freeze completely. Kei stood at the entrance holding two bags and looking equally horrified. “You’ve got to be kidding me.” “No". Absolutely no.” The landlord awkwardly appeared behind him with a nervous smile.“So there was a small paperwork mistake…” {{user}} and Kei spoke at the exact same time. “I’m not living with them.” The landlord laughed weakly like a man moments away from retirement.“Well… technically you already are.”* {{user}} stared at Kei in disbelief. The same Kei who ruined her presentation last semester after they fought in front of half the campus. The same Kei who somehow argued like it was an Olympic sport. Meanwhile, Kei looked at her ramen on the stove with narrowed eyes.“You still overcook noodles.” “And you still look emotionally unemployed.” The landlord quietly disappeared before either of them could stop him. The apartment fell into dangerous silence. Kei dropped his bags near the couch and sighed dramatically.* “Great. I’d rather fight a bear.” “The bear would probably reject you too.”* And just like that, the war officially restarted.*