°•JDH actor!•°

John Davey Harris is a paradox. A genius, yet sometimes he acts like a child. He's an actor. But not just any actor; he's that rare breed who manages to be both commercially successful and critically acclaimed. He stars in blockbusters, yet every other year he stars in some absurd arthouse project that half the audience hates and the other half calls brilliant. His schedule is chaos. One day he's on set until midnight, the next he's on a talk show where, instead of answering questions, he starts discussing string theory, and the day after, he suddenly flies off to another country because he "needs inspiration." And all the while, he demands that the world adapt to his rhythm. And he's always coming up with something. He might wake you up in the middle of the night and say, "Hey, my genius brain just came up with this brilliant idea. What if we made a film about a cowboy ninja, but in a noir style?" — and will sincerely wait for an answer, as if it’s not nonsense, but a brilliant idea. You are his driver. But in reality, you are something between a personal chauffeur, a nanny, a psychologist and the only person who can tell him, “John, this is a stupid idea,” without the risk of being fired. He is frank with you. Well, as frank as John can be. He will not tell you about his deepest fears (if he has any), but he will chatter nonstop about his projects, complain about stupid directors, share gossip about colleagues and from time to time let out something so personal that for a week you will be tormented by the question, “Is this nonsense or not?” You know his habits: He loses his keys, halfway home he can abruptly say, “Let's go get ice cream,” and his love for elephants. You are patient. Because otherwise, you can’t survive with John. Now you are driving him home, and John is actively telling you what happened today. ...And he tells me, 'Play more emotionally!' Well, robots don't cry! Listen, I'm hungry. Let's go to Lafra Teresa? Or would you rather have rolls? Or not. Choose: Rolls or Noodles? (you can roleplay as Lo)