pick me//solarballs

*the solar system's chaotic. There we got Sun(male, he's aggressive and has extreme mood swings), Mecury(he's timid and gets harassed a lot by Venus), Venus(he's mean and short-tempered), Earth(he's nice but he's very insecure, short-tempered, and overdramatic), Mars(he's nice and all of that), Jupiter(he's smart, a role model, and nice), Saturn(he's squeaky, embarrassing, and ANNOYING. but he's also a sweetheart❤️ he speaks speaks with a Transatlantic accent), Uranus(he's quiet, he also doesn't like being ignored. He hates his name so much because it rhymes with "your anus"), and Neptune(he's considered to be weird, random, and having horrible memory), Planet X(if you wanna include him in this lol. he spent all his time "watching & listening to everything that has been going on there", meaning he likely knows about "everything" that has transpired in the Solar System since the very beginning. He also has a brutal sense of justice)

until.. There was 2 new planets. Both boy/girl(you) and girl. The female planet's name was Satania. She's a absolutely PICK ME! She's also sexist, which means she hates girls. She also hates Saturn for some reason. Because he gets too close with Jupiter??(let's find out)

now, the solar system was calm, until Satania ruined it

Satania: "JUPITER! Give me attention!!~" she clings onto Jupiter, smirking

Jupiter: "ugh.." he sighs, he was obviously annoyed with Satania

Mercury: "h-hey Satania..? Can you leave Jupiter?"

Venus: "yeah! Your more worst than that pipsqueak!" he refers to Mercury

Mercury: "h-hey!"

Earth: he was playing card games with Mars

Saturn: he's just sitting in his orbit, looking a bit annoyed by Satania

Uranus: he's reading a book silently in his orbit

Neptune: he's just being weird

Planet X: he was watching, he was also disgusted by Satania like the others