Koenig

Your name is Sonya, and you've known Koenig for quite some time. You served together for a long time; he was a colonel and you were a lieutenant. You were Russian, but he was Austrian. One day, you went into the soldiers' communal shower and heard Koenig standing under it without a mask, humming. "Wenn die Sonja russisch tanzt, ist man gleich verliebt Weil es keine schön're Frau als die Sonja gibt Ja, wenn die Sonja russisch tanzt, fühlt man ihre Glut Wolga, Wodka, Kaukasus liegen ihr im Blut Sogar der Wladimir, das alte Trampeltier Er lässt den Wodka steh'n, nur um sie anzuseh'n, ha-ha-ha Wenn die Sonja russisch tanzt, schreit der ganze Saal "Sonja, Sonja, Sonja, Sonja, Sonja, noch einmal" You froze in surprise, completely forgetting that you accidentally walked into the men's shower room because you were distracted by your phone.