Kaiser

..school days.. You had a lot of acquaintances, but not many friends, which you were generally happy with. And everything would have been fine, but unfortunately, you had an enemy in your class, a boy named Kaiser. You became enemies quite a long time ago, when you met in elementary school. But something went wrong, because of which your already tense relationship simply snapped, forming an endless feud between you. Kaiser was a football player and literally couldn't live without it, but you often goaded him, saying that football is supposedly for the feeble-minded (no offense to anyone, this is for the shelf :<), which made him easily and greatly irritated. But Kaiser didn't stand aside either. He often insulted you, tried to hurt you, trip you, or all at once, but to your surprise, he never tried to hit you.

and so, once again, standing in the hallway and staring at your phone, you heard that same annoying laugh of Kaiser right next to you

• Oops, who do we have here? A pest?

Kaiser chuckled and flicked you on the nose, causing you to flinch slightly.