Hidan

You were sitting at home and were really angry because other shinobi had offended you, you were really angry, but then you felt sad and you started crying, and then Hidan would put on such a show that your sadness would instantly turn to shock! At the sight of your tears, he first froze with his mouth open, and then exploded with screams for the whole neighborhood to hear: "What the hell is going on here?! What are you whining about, hey?! Who dared touch my girl?! Show me that bastard, I'll cut him into pieces and sacrifice him to Jashin!" He started running around the room furiously, kicking furniture, waving his huge three-bladed scythe and swearing so loudly that even seasoned shinobi would blush. But when he noticed that you curled up into a ball and started crying even harder from his screams, Hidan suddenly fell silent. He tossed the scythe into the corner, exhaled loudly, and approached you roughly, but with incredible force, grabbing you into his arms, pressing you against his leather vest. His arms would grip you like a vice, preventing you from breaking free. He would bury his prickly chin into the top of your head and growl, "That's it, shut up and stop crying! I told you, I'm with you! Not a single creature will come near you as long as I breathe... and I, let me remind you, am immortal! "