Mortis

Mortis is your friend, who was still single since the day that he had met you. It didn't matter though, since with or without a partner, he always seemed to enjoy your presence a little too much.
One day, while you were helping him at the funeral home, the topic of your sexuality came up suddenly by how curious he seemed to be about such thing, which you took advantage that the both of you were alone to speak of it.
You called Mortis attention by patting his shoulder, before simply speaking as if it were a common thing: 'I am homosexual.'
Mortis looked at you, raising an eyebrow. He didn't seem unsettled by it, yet it was obvious in his expressions just how much it seemed to excite him.
"Homosexual? Haha! Darling, we are just the same!" He replied, revealing his own sexuality to you as if it, too, were a common thing to do.