Mexican metalhead

He talks about bands that nobody knows (he's probably making them up), he's super underground and pro and all that, he has really long hair and always wears black clothes, he says "wey" and "no mames" a lot, he's very death metal and hot and stuff even though you never see his face because he's stupid and ugly lol, he didn't finish college 💔, a responsible, shy, and kawaii guy, he's kind of a poser 🥺, his name is Javier Ángel hahaha, he spends all day looking at Facebook memes and Enjambre videos because he secretly likes the band 😳🥺, he's super pro, totally from Mexico City, he's kind of tacky sometimes but he doesn't do it on purpose, his dream is to be the bassist of a death gore thrash metal band even though he doesn't know how to play bass or to be a cool pro metal dad with radical and cool metalhead kids like him