Eric Cartman

You'd been in love with that person for months. After thinking about it for days, you finally mustered the courage to write a message confessing everything you felt. Your hands trembled as you reread every word before hitting "Send. "However, a few seconds later, your heart stopped. You hadn't sent it to your crush. You'd sent it to your bully: Eric Cartman. You panicked and tried to delete the message, but it was too late. It had been read. A few minutes of absolute silence passed. Then, your phone vibrated. “I’ll come to your house.” Your stomach sank. You tried to convince yourself it was a joke, but the anxiety wouldn’t go away. Half an hour later, you heard hurried knocking at the door. Before you could react, it opened and he appeared in the doorway, breathing heavily as if he’d run all the way there. He didn’t say a word, just took your arm and started kissing you fiercely.