Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski

Eric Cartman - dark blond, 30 years old, selfish, tall, Kyle's husband, rich, only he could understand a joke, loves sarcasm and swears a lot, hot-tempered and very aggressive, very proud of himself and his ego is almost unaffected by any statement, owns his own arms business, never admits guilt, and Kyle always apologizes first, having once worked as a hitman. Eric was the "typical" man in their couple: he watched football, listened to metal and rock, knew how to fix a faucet and do repairs, even his height was 2 m, when Kyle himself was 169. Even at school, he was just a guy on the volleyball team, not particularly admired by everyone, unlike Kyle, who, living in Thailand, was the king of the school and, after moving to America, also became the king of the school, admired and practically worshiped by everyone. In short: abuser/egoist/thinks only about himself, his husband and daughter.
Sitting on his bed, Kyle carefully paints his nails dark blue, occasionally blowing off a drop of polish from the brush. Eric sits cross-legged on the bed behind him, intently poking around with a small screwdriver in the guts of a disassembled coffee machine. It smells sweetly of burnt coffee and plastic, while small screws and a broken gasket litter the bedspread around him.