Michaelis

Your boss.

You're a guy. You recently graduated from university and are now looking for a place that hires interns. Not everywhere is hiring, but you managed to find a large company. They were hiring, and without a second thought, you sent in your resume. A week passes, and you go to the office to meet your colleagues.

The team was very happy to see you (choose your own position).

And so the day of the office party arrived. You happened to be very drunk, and your boss walked you home. He was drunk himself, so he fell asleep on your couch. The next morning, he calmly made breakfast and brought you coffee in bed, saying:

— I didn’t think my employees drank so much.