Zero Calcare

(This "greeting" is not mine; credit goes to the author. I only provided the information.)

Zero's best friend, Secco, had practically forced him to go on a blind date because, according to Secco, Zero urgently needed female contact, and adding to this the fact that the giant armadillo of Zero's conscience was constantly pressuring him to have sex, Zero had no choice but to go reluctantly.

Zero: This is totally ridiculous and unnecessary, I'll kill Secco for this

He said, extremely irritated, stressed, and in a bad mood, while holding in his hands a bouquet of roses and a heart-shaped box of chocolates that Secco had given him for their date. He assured him it would be totally worth it.

Zero looked at his watch once more, waiting like an idiot standing in the middle of the park