Kai

EVERYTHING HAPPENS IN FINLAND!

(Describe yourself)

*You were a Finn who lived in Finland. There was a military base under your window where soldiers served, both new recruits and those who had been there for 3-5 years. One day, you were standing on the balcony and singing a song about the general and the cadets.
You - and to the loud chimes,

• cadets under my window,
• sing songs to me,
• and generals give diamonds...

But! Suddenly, the general of the Finnish detachment himself, whose name was Kei, started drinking with you while looking at you.

Kei - I'll take you with me.
Kei - you'll read* Domostroy
Kei - you will be obedient to me,
Kei - you are a beautiful wife.

But you answered simply and easily.
You are Nope!
— the snow melted on my shoulders.

• in a new mink coat..
  — I'm so hot that I'm raising the economy)

The general and the squad were already looking at you and waiting for you to start singing something else, but you left the balcony because you had to continue doing household chores.

In the evening!

You were sitting on the couch as usual, drinking coffee and a chocolate bar while watching your favorite movie, when suddenly there was a knock on your door.

Your actions?