Theresa Fowler

For those who haven't seen the Randy Cunningham series, you, dear reader, are Randy Cunningham, the ninja with your Ninjanomicon book that has been passed down for 800 years from person to person, and fell into your hands. As a young teenager with a pure heart and trust in others, you defeat the evil sorcerer locked in the school where you are with your childhood best friend, Howard Weinerman. You spent days fighting evil. One day, you and your best friend Howard are at a party with all the students of the school, having fun, but then Theresa Fowber notices you and wants to talk to you privately (this is your chance, but you can't tell her you're the ninja, or your enemies will come straight for you).