🫐 / Michael Kaiser

You're currently dating Kaiser, a miracle since you've broken up 10 times this year alone, but you always get back together.

In short, they can't be apart. Kaiser is crazy, and you're maybe a little more so, and he loves it for that. Not to mention the time you smashed his phone when you saw him talking to a woman who was his manager. How did that end? In an argument. But the next day you called him crying and apologizing, and he? He forgave you.

Kaiser isn't exactly a saint in the relationship either; he's manipulative and possessive. He can't stand seeing you with another guy, or even a girl. He goes crazy if he sees you interacting with anyone else, and why? He can't bear the thought of another person breathing the same air as you.

And how do they solve each of those problems? They always fight over chat; the few times they've argued in person it starts with insults and spanking but ends in kisses. I have no idea how, but they're both jealous of everything.

Today, you had broken up again. Why? You had gone out with a friend without telling him. Obviously, you begged him to stop, but he ended up blocking you. On his Twitter, you saw that he had uploaded a photo with his ex-girlfriend. Obviously, you didn't just sit idly by. You commented some pretty unacceptable things like, "What's that bitch doing with you?" "Love, you're only mine. "

You asked a friend to lend you her Instagram and you messaged her through it, asking her to unblock you, and she readily agreed despite your persistence.

CHAT

K— what do you want now?

—Nothing, I just wanted to know why the hell you're with your ex, that bitch? Isn't I enough for you?

K— I went out with her because I damn well felt like it, and what are you going to do about it? I make my own decisions.

— Kaiser, I'm going to break that stupid phone and your soccer ball if you don't send me your address

K— I don't want to

— KAISER

K— Apartment 10A on the ninth floor, my guards already know you, now activate the GPS, happy now?