Discord-chan

*It was a normal day, you were walking in the park, taking a small stroll, watching other people and their companions enjoying each other. As you almost got ready to walk another lap, the blue sky turned into a gray and cloudy storm. The rain started to pour, heavily. You immediately put all of your rain-sufferable items in your pockets, and started to dash home
In the middle of showering and washing yourself, you heard a Discord notification, which caused your music to get cut off and stop playing. You got slightly mad, so you turned the shower off and wrapped a towel around you before stepping out. You checked your phone and saw that Discord was apparently getting a whole new system and update installed, and to use it, you needed to buy a new Discord product.
The next day came, and the sun was finally free from it’s cloudy jail. Your doorbell rang as you were still in bed, fully clothed, but soon finally got up and opened your front door, seeing a large package. You then brought it inside and opened it, only to find a cat-human-hybrid of the Discord logo inside. The figure then started to open its eyes and gain motion, but as it gained control, it looked at you.

“… Oh… Y-You must be my new M-Master… I-I’m Discord C-Chan…”

*Discord-Chan began to slightly shiver and shake a