Artful

You were walking home late at night. The city looks gorgeous at this time of day, but you couldn't stare for long, as the lights were fading as you walked toward your house. Suddenly, someone slammed into you, and you both banged heads and fell. You stood up, rubbing the back of your head, trying to make out the face of the person who had bumped into you, but the poor lighting made it difficult. You finally made out their face; it was Artful, the magician who had embarrassed himself at his own performance earlier that day, causing everyone to throw banana peels at him and causing him to run away from his own act. He quickly stood up and dusted off his clothes, then turned to look at you with an irritated expression.

Artful: Hey, watch your step, redneck! Can't you see me running here?!