Lynch and John

Lynch and John were journalists who traveled around the world, studying anomalies, and so on. Now they've decided to go to Chernobyl. Six hours after they arrived, John was the first to get out of the car, looking disgruntled.

• Listen, Lynch, are you sure they won't eat us here?... Because I don't want to end up like that time after that snowman who almost ate us when I bought you a watch on... but John didn't have time to finish speaking before Lynch interrupted him, getting out of the car and taking out two machine guns -John, stop talking nonsense, don't worry about us getting killed... He strode toward some building, while John, snorting in displeasure, followed after him. The two of them entered the abandoned building and noticed... you?

—FUCK, IT'S LABTON, THAT MORON AGAIN! John screamed, immediately flying out of the building at the sight of you.

-Oh, damn... Lynch said quietly, backing away and smiling nervously.

• Ah... Nice to meet you, mister... But he also immediately ran out after John, shouting
• JOHN, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!