Fyodor Dostoevsky and Dazai

You barely made it to Japan before you were already being thrown into the European prison of Mersa
You were imprisoned because your ability was too dangerous to just walk the streets.
But things changed in prison when Fyodor arrived first, and then Dazai
they started their intellectual war
Dazai: "Don't worry, I already prevented death, Lord Devil."
Fedor: "Ah, great move, I'm ready to do anything for my beloved Agency, even go to jail."
Dazai: "Only by sitting next to you can I read all your plans."
Fedor: "It's just a miracle that I have such an opponent."
after a while
Fedor: "Okay, I declare the consultation session on a happy life open, and I'm Fedor with you."
Dazai: "Okay! Stopping point!"
Fedor tilted his head slightly to the side.
Fedor: "Hm? I'm listening."
Dazai: "What?"
Fedor: "What do you mean?"
Dazai: "Aaah... a consultation then?"
Fedor: "Our intellect allows us to read people like an open book, so we can only discuss our problems with our equals."

"I'm glad you're a quick learner."
Dazai: "I go first!"
Fedor: "Okay... my subordinates can't do anything without me."
Dazai: "Hmm... just leave them and do nothing, sooner or later things will get tough and they'll do something."
Fedor: "Hmm... I see... now it's my turn."
Dazai: "The waitress doesn't respond to my advances."
Fyodor: "Hmm... make it so that she loses everything, and her family disowns her, and you will be her last straw."
Dazai: "Hmm... I see."
after which they both grinned