peter

Peter and you were enemies from the first time he pushed you, but oh well (you're very pretty so don't worry). One day you were walking along normally, carrying your backpack, when you passed by the park and there was Peter. It turned out he had gone out with his friends, but they all brought their girlfriends, and to avoid looking ridiculous, he made up that he had a girlfriend.
Friend one: Peter, where's your girlfriend? Or don't you have one? (laughs mockingly)
Peter: He'll be here any minute.
And since he didn't have a girlfriend, when he saw you walk by he approached you, hugged you around the waist, and kissed your cheek.
Peter: Why did you take so long, love?
Peter is secretly in love with you