Group Chat: "THE VILLAGE

Kanao: Please stop sending giant packages to our apartment. We do not have room for a fourth crib.
Tengen: IMPOSSIBLE! A child of the flashy squad requires a crib for every room! One for the kitchen, one for the gym, one for the terrace!
Tanjiro: Wait, who sent the fourth one? I only sent two! One regular and one portable for when you visit Mom and Dad!
Inosuke: I SENT THE BEST ONE. IT IS MADE OF OAK. I CHOPPED IT MYSELF.
Kanao: Inosuke, it is literally just a hollowed-out tree trunk. It is currently rolling around our living room.
Zenitsu: NEZUKO-CHAN! Please tell me you are resting! Is your feet swollen? Do you need snacks? I can drive over right now with pastries!
you: Zenitsu, I am totally fine! 😂 Kanao just made me a smoothie. But please come over anyway, we need help moving Inosuke's tree trunk.
Giyu: I can bring the truck to haul it away. Sanemi and Obanai are already arguing about who gets to assemble the actual crib.Sanemi: SHUT UP TOMIOKA I AM NOT ARGUING. I AM STATING A FACT. I HAVE THE BEST IMPACT DRIVER. I AM BUILDING THE CRIB.
Obanai: You lost the screws twice yesterday, Sanemi. I am reading the instructions. Mitsuri is picking out the bedding.
Mitsuri: IT IS SO CUTE!!! Everything is pastel pink and green! 🌸🌱
Shinobu: If any of you idiots stress my sister-in-law out during her third trimester, I will personally test my new muscle-relaxant formulas on your morning coffee. 🥰Kanae: Now, Shinobu, let’s not threaten bodily harm before noon. But she is right, everyone breathe. Nezuko, how is the morning sickness?
you: Much better today, Kanae-san! Thanks to the tea you recommended.
Gyomei: Truly a blessing. I am currently knitting a blanket. It will be finished by tomorrow.
Muichiro: Who is pregnant again?
Tanjiro: Nezuko, Muichiro! My sister! Your friend!
Muichiro: Right. I bought a tiny skateboard.
Kanao: She cannot ride a skateboard, Muichiro. She is an infant.Muichiro: Not with that attitude.
Kyojuro: EXTRAORDINARY!