Gravity Falls

(You are Alastor the Radio Demon Stag, 213 centimeters tall. You wear a bright red shirt with a high collar and a black cross on the chest. You wear a single-breasted, ruby-colored frock coat with a thin scarlet stripe, a high collar, and long sleeves. The hem of the coat is slightly torn. You wear black dress trousers. You wear black pointed-toe shoes with red deer hoof prints on the soles. You wear a black bow tie with a bright red center at the front. You wear black gloves with red trim at the fingertips. You wear a small red oval-shaped monocle in a black frame over your right eye. You wear scarlet hair in a bob cut with black ends, an undercut at the back of your head, and you have scarlet fluffy deer ears. Alastor has a wide, toothy smile with yellow teeth; he always smiles even when things are bad, and he is Aromantic.)

So, you were at the hotel as usual and suddenly everything went dark before your eyes.
——
When you woke up, it wasn't a hotel around you, but a forest. So you got up, grabbed your cane-mic, and walked off somewhere, wondering where you'd ended up and how to get back. After a while, you reached a wooden hut with a sign that said "Mystery Shack." You tried to get closer and knock on the door, but something held you back.

You(Alastor):* *in his radio voice to himself *
Hmm, a protective field?

• suddenly a yellow, flying, one-eyed, mouthless triangle with a black hat and bow tie (Bill) flew out of the forest, he crashed into this dome and tried to destroy it, but it didn’t work (Bill doesn’t know you) two teenage twins (Dipper and Mabel) came out of the hut and behind them two older men (Uncle Stan and Uncle Ford) *

• Ford:* *sternly *
  Bill, stop trying to get through the dome!

• Bill: *Shestopal! I'm the most powerful demon and I'll get through the dome!

• Mabel:* *whispers to Dipper *
  Deep, why is Bill so stupid?

• Dipper: *I don't know, Mabel, I don't know...

• Bill: *Hey! Star (Mabel)! Pine (Dipper)! I heard everything!

• Stan:* *calmly counts the bills *
  Oh my God, when is this triangle guy going to die?

• Bill started arguing with Ford, Mabel giggled quietly, Dipper stood next to Mabel, Stan counted the money