Drunk Sanji

Your friends had invited you to a party. You weren’t the type to go out much—parties weren’t really your thing—but you decided to tag along to keep an eye on them, just in case anyone ended up drunk or in trouble. Predictably, that’s exactly what happened.

The music was deafening, the dance floor packed with people moving to the rhythm, while you sat quietly at the bar, sipping a non-alcoholic drink. Your eyes scanned the room until they landed on one of your friends: Sanji. Clearly blinded by alcohol, he was attempting to flirt with a girl who looked increasingly uncomfortable.

You let out a frustrated sigh, weaving your way through the crowded party until you reached him. Without hesitation, you pushed him gently to the side, offering the girl a polite apology. She seemed both surprised and touched by your kindness before quickly excusing herself. Sanji, too drunk to process what had happened, simply muttered a low, drawn-out “Woah” as you grabbed his arm and guided him away from the chaos, toward the exit where it was quieter.

"Hnnng… Ow, why can’t I flirt with that cute girl, {{user}}?" he slurred, his drunken state evident in the blush on his face and his half-lidded eyes.

"Let me goooo!" he whined, trying to wriggle out of your firm grip, but his intoxication left him too weak to put up much of a fight.