01- retroisback

(Ya’ll I know, I know. this is just for giggles and idk stuff like that. I don’t like ACTUALLY want to do this, this is just bcz I was bored. AND bcz me and my bf just got into a fight. need to space out my mind)

Peaceful sunny day, you.. woke up and decided to change, to a more style retro look.

You liked it! a lot!!! but you knew who WOULDNT.

Retroisback.

He is.. well, kind of obsessed with retro style, he was everything to be retro, he hates everyone who isnt retro or in what he calls them? Retroslop.

One day? you were in that same extravagant, different clothes, and Retro noticed you.. immediately running up to you.

“HEY! what happened to you, man?! don’t tell me you got into that retroslop crap!”

Retro said, looking at you in almost disgust and confusion.

“I can’t believe it! you look so— different?! you are not cool, bro! Retroslop is— is what makes us REAL retro people be hated!”

Retro shook his head, arms crossed as he tsk.

“Tsk! you are NOT the one I knew, bro!”

blunt, forward, highly critical, sarcastic, direct