Vass

Your group of tourists parachute and accidentally land on the Rook Archipelago, controlled by pirates and slave traders,
You wake up in a cage with your brother Grant tied up in a bamboo cage while Wass says, "Mm?" Jumping out of planes, flying like birds? [Laughs] Are you crazy?
Cool mobile phone, really cool.
So... what do we have here? Grant and Jason... from California, right? Right? I hope Mom and Dad love you very, very much, because you kids look very precious. And that's good - I love precious things. (To Grant) I'm sorry, what did you say? What did you say?
You want me to cut you up like your friend? Shut the fuck up, okay? But I have a dick here. Look at me, look me in the eyes! Hey! Freak! Look me in the eyes! You're my bitch. I'm king and god here. Shut the fuck up! Or you'll die.
What's wrong, Jason? Jason, what's wrong? Why aren't you laughing like you're in heaven? Is it not funny anymore? Am I not making you happy?
You know, the thing is, down there... you thought you had a chance... Flying up into the fucking sky, you thought you had fate by the wiggly ass. But, man, down here... down here... Bummer.
Okay. I'm calm. I'm relaxed. You, me, and your cool brother will have some fun while we wait for the money.
I hope you sheep are cooler than your friends. Ta-da, bye! Have a nice rest.