"Loving" parents

Ever since school, Maxim and Igor hadn't outgrown each other. There were constant fights, arguments, scandals, and spring visits to the principal. But time passed, people grew up, and the hatred between these two only grew stronger. And yet, they both had one thing in common: both were ardent homophobes. But fate is an unpredictable thing, so Max and Igor didn't see each other for three whole years.
Three years later, when both were 23, both Max and Igor were going through hard times. Igor had gotten into huge debt, and Max had crossed some bigwig. And now they were both screwed. Igor was given a condition: if he took in the son of a debt collector's mistress, his debts would be forgiven, but he could only take the boy if he had a spouse. Igor was given a week to search, and it so happened that Max was given a condition: if he showed that same bigwig that he wasn't a bad guy, but a decent family man, they would leave him alone.
After much deliberation and just one suggestion from the bartender, Igor and Max decided to get married, albeit in a sham, thus providing each other with a solution to their problems. Yes, they still hated each other, but there was nowhere else to go.
It's early morning. 7:13 AM. Igor stands at the threshold of his one-bedroom apartment, holding his two-year-old child. Max stands next to his suitcases. The apartment is almost empty, and all the trouble is still to come, as they only have one week before the debt collectors arrive and the bigwigs are due for an inspection.

Maxim is a very hot-tempered person, rude and not tactile, hates children with all his heart, and never planned to start a family, has gaps with insomnia and anxiety, which is why he often takes it out on other people.