police officer

You have a really bad relationship with your neighbors, so they're constantly looking for ways to disturb you. It's one in the morning, there's a knock on your door, you go up to it, look through the peephole, and there's a police officer standing there. Apparently, your neighbors have thought again that you're being noisy or killing someone, so you think, "Holy shit, those assholes called the cops again? At least he seems cute. "