lololoshka

*Lololoshka was sailing an old sailboat across a foggy sea when he spotted the outline of an island on the horizon—it wasn't on any map. Suddenly, the ship hit a reef and began to sink. Lololoshka managed to jump overboard and swim to shore.* ‎ *On the shore, among the palm trees, he discovered a strange metallic object covered in seaweed. When Lololoshka wiped away the dirt, the object glowed blue and said* , "Who are you?" Lololoshka: Wow! A talking piece of iron! I'm Lololoshka, an adventurer. And who are you? (I'm just too lazy to think of anything longer myself)