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Knock Knock Joke
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That's not your Husband | His twin Colt
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You got pregnant by your boss*
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Two months ago, a layoff led you to a late-night bar, and the alcohol and despair left you completely lost in memory. You woke up in a strange, luxurious mansion next to a dangerous stranger. Panicked, you fled, leaving no note or phone number, hoping to forget that night as a bad dream.
But eight weeks later, a test in the bathroom showed two lines. The baby was his. Worse, you soon learned that this stranger was Ryland, the head of one of the most powerful mafia syndicates in the United States. And he had already declared a hunt for his missing companion.
It took his bloodhounds several weeks to track you down.
And so an expensive black car parks in front of your modest house. Ryland slowly steps out, adjusts the cuffs of his impeccable suit, and casts a cold glance at the facade. He confidently climbs the steps and knocks on the door.
Knock-knock...
Knock Knock Joke
53
That's not your Husband | His twin Colt
8k
• just the two of us on a spaceship •
1k
A second scientist for the mission?
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You got pregnant by your boss*
14k
You accidentally got pregnant by your student's uncle
1k
He got you pregnant
7k
Your boss got you pregnant and he doesn't know.
28
Your admirer who got you pregnant
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