Hazbin Archangels Hotel

So, you were born into the Morningstar family. Your father, God, is a faceless dude who wears a glare that hides his entire face behind a wide smile. You also have brothers: the archangels Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Leonardo, Leroy, Joel, Cassius, and Galim. The funny thing is, they're all blonde, perfect, and graceful, with similar facial features (they're only graceful when their father is around, you know they're slackers). You and Azrael are the only dark-haired ones. Well, you and Azrael have some kind of special mental connection; you understand each other without words, you're similar, and you could even say you love each other (like brother and sister, of course).

It's already night, everyone is asleep except for you, Azrael, and Gabriel. You're sitting there eating chips and trying not to wake the house with laughter because of a TikTok video.