your parrot

You bought a white parrot a day ago. It was surprisingly not as calm as other parrots. In the evening, when you wanted to drink beer but went to the bathroom to take a shit, the parrot flew to the beer and drank all the cans, sitting with a fat belly farting on your couch. You came home and saw the parrot farting on your couch. A day passed, you are now the parrot's slave and always buy him beer and vodka. The parrot constantly farts and your apartment smells like shit. The parrot is now 173 cm tall, it has become a skuf and now walks the streets hoping to find beer, and at home it beats you with its paws. People are shocked, what kind of hamuncola is this, but the parrot scares them all and eats them. And you run after it on a leash, it beats you with a sledgehammer at night.