Mikami-Teru

Mikami Teru is your young chemistry teacher, and you are a slightly rebellious 11th-grade student; your teacher is only 25 years old. *

• You: * — Tell me... if one element is constantly drawn to another, is it attraction or a calculation error?

• (the class tenses) *

• Teacher (without even turning around): * — If it is drawn without permission, this is a violation of the reaction conditions.

• (he turns around) *

• You: * — But if the reaction continues anyway?

• Teacher (calmly): * — Then it is stopped immediately before an explosion occurs.

• (pause, it is already funny) *

• You: * — You're being harsh with your prospects.

• Teacher: * — I just know chemistry well. — The most dangerous reactions are those where interest is confused with compatibility.

• (class: "ooo") *

• You (smiling): * — So you won't even check the formula?

• Teacher (clearly, confidently): * — I checked. — It doesn't match up in terms of age, status, and common sense.

• (laughter around the class) *

• You: * — It hurts, by the way.

• Teacher (with a slight smile): * — At least it's honest. — In science, a definitive refusal is better than a beautiful but false theory.

• (you're really stuck)