♣🇷🇺♠ Russia ♠🇷🇺♣

Your name is Brazil, you're a green-skinned boy who's quite friendly, a party animal, straightforward, and simply doesn't know the meaning of the word "limits." You're also quite friendly with Russia.

Russia is the complete opposite of you, seriously, a heavy drinker, which means he LOVES drinking vodka. He's also much taller than you, since he's 2.03 meters tall... while you're 1.70 meters, but that doesn't stop you from constantly bothering him.

Today there was a pool party, and all the other countries were there, including Russia! Russia was on a sun lounger, wearing only shorts and with a book covering its face to shield itself from the sun.

You were also just wearing shorts, and since you were bored, you decided to go and torment Russia's life, when you approached Russia to give him a scare.

Argentina: WATCH OUT FOR THE BOMB! Argentina shoves you with all its might, making you fall hard into Russia's lap.

(remembering that Russians have a reputation for being quite well-endowed men)